Best Bio for Facebook
My mom says I’m special.
I’m a simple man living my own dreams.
My life, My choices, My mistakes, My lessons, Not your business.
Don’t play with me! Because I know I can play better than you.
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I am the princess of my own Fairy Tale.
I don’t judge, I don’t condemn, I just enjoy every individual
I feel sorry for people who don’t know me.
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What you think of me isn’t my headache. It’s yours!
I’m a simple girl but definitely not the type you can handle.
Simplicity is the best attitude anyone can adopt.
Beloved wife of a handsome guy and mom of two nuts.
I’m like a butterfly, pretty to see, hard to catch.
To err is human and I’m not an alien.
Long time ago I used to have a life until someone told me to create a Facebook account.
Lonely single, ready to mingle.
Fresher than you.
Hi there. I joined Facebook. Happy now?
I like my coffee how I like myself: Dark, bitter, and too hot for you.
Love me? Great. Hate me? Even Better. Don’t know me? Don’t judge me!
Mr. Zuckerberg, this is my original Facebook account, please, don’t spy on me!
All I do is win, win, win. No matter what.
If I cannot do great things, I can do small things in a great way.
Too dead to die.
I’m a great believer in luck and I find the harder I work, the more I have of it.
I practice what I post.
I wish Facebook would notify me when someone deletes me. That way I could ‘Like’ it.
I believe in annoyance at first sight.
I feel there is nothing more artistic than loving people.
I’m so excited to meet new people.
I’m not afraid of dying, I’m afraid of not trying.
Every story I build brings me to life. I compose for my own creation.
Only God can judge me so I’m gone, either love me or leave me alone.
Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character.
Don’t judge me until you know me. Don’t underestimate me until you challenge me.
Life is 10% what happens to me and 90% of how I react to it.
All I got is dreams. Nobody else believes. Nobody else can see. Nobody else but me.
I’m writing my autobiography on my Facebook account.
Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.
Make relations with good people for a heavy life.
The moment I stop having fun with it, I’ll be done with it.
I am so open-minded, my brains will fall out someday.
Don’t show me your attitude, I’m better than you.
You’re not gonna tell me who I am. I’m gonna tell you who I am.
Do not judge me before you know me, but just to inform you, you won’t like me.
People laugh at me because I am different and I laugh because they all are the same.
I will not lose, for even in defeat, there’s a valuable lesson learned, so it evens up for me.
My Brain Is Divided Into Two Parts: Right & Left. In Right Nothing Is Left. In Left Nothing Is Right.
Facebook is kind of like a prison. You spend all day staring at walls and getting poked by people you don’t know.
I’m not shy, I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you.
I don’t have two different personalities. I am what I am.
I don’t like myself, I’m crazy about myself.
Adding you as my friend doesn’t mean I like you, I did it just to increase my friend list.
I’m everything you want but can’t have.
I made my Facebook name “Benefits,” so when you add me now it says “you’re friends with benefits.”
I’ve officially been diagnosed with OFCD (Obsessive Facebook Checking Disorder).
I have also been told that I am beyond cure. Please pray for me.
Delete me, Poke me, Like me, Limit me … The choice is yours … Welcome to Facebook, where no one is really your friend.
I’m wondering why logging onto Facebook has become a part of the everyday routine?… Do I really have nothing better to do!
I am just a cupcake looking for a stud muffin.
Where the hell am I, and how did I get here?
Absolutely awkward, proudest of nerd and geek, decreaser of world sucking.
Welcome to my Facebook feed, where people come to enjoy me.
I really don’t need to explain myself. I know I’m right.
In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: It goes on.
I won’t change – I was ‘being grown’ and not being adjusted to the opinion of the others.
I’m not going to change; I’m very stubborn in this way. I am what I am.
I’m just busy being myself.
I am a rare species, not a stereotype.
Don’t compromise yourself – you’re all you have.
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